Humidity is just New Jersey’s way of spitting in your face: ‘Welcome home, bitch!’
0913hrs – in case of emergency, locate the nearest Boy Scout
TSA Agent: “Cheer up Bud, you’re going home.”
Me: “…but I’m going to New Jersey…”
Typical: The first guy I see in two weeks wearing a smedium Tapout T-Shirt has to be on the flight to Newark..
Does this look like a face that’s inviting you to sit down and talk to me about your kid’s soccer team while waiting for your flight? What, Tyler really is the best 13-year-old in your town? And there are pictures on your iPad!
The lady next to me just asked me if I think anyone looks suspicious. I answered, “everyone’s hiding something’.; she just got up and left..
According to the Internet, there are job openings in California and Colorado…
“Attention passengers flying to Omaha, we can’t seem to find your plane right now so you will be slightly delayed. We thank you for your patience.”
Dear God, please don’t make me sit next to the pregnant lady!
Welcome to New Jersey…
First time in seven (7) years we lost electricity at our house. It’s a sign!